Another Day, Another Blogger

“I’m a crazy bitch.”

I start most of my relationships with that exact warning. My, soon to be, significant other always laughs at my comment, swats his hand and say’s something to the effect of “Well, I want you be my girlfriend anyway”.

Why do I do this?

Because in 2 years time when they inevitably look at me, deranged and seriously pissed off, they’ll roar “you’re a crazy bitch” and I can say, with no remorse…

“I told you so”.

Is it the best course of action? I don’t know (it’s probably not) but it’s worked well through 2 long-term-ish relationships and warned off a few potential others.

So that’s what I’m doing here.

Welcome to my messed up little corner of the internet. I’ll warn you now.

I’m a crazy bitch.

My posts will more often than not contradict what the “guru” of the day is saying. There’ll rarely be any rhyme or reason the the order they’re posted in. I’ll probably curse a lot. I’ll change my mind. There’ll be a lot of unsolicited advice, and I may or may not drop off the face of the earth. I’m liable to be haphazardly consistent. And negligent when it comes to grammar — especially comma’s. Grammarly consistently tells me to work on my commas.

I’ll work on it. (but make no promises)

But read it anyway. Feel free to tell me that it’s crap. Or maybe, just maybe, you’ll get too far down the rabbit hole and think you’re in too far and may as well stay for the ride.

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