27, single, and terrified by the fact that everyone around me is getting married, having kids and signing up for 35 years of mortgage repayments, I've decided to take the (metaphorical) man by his balls and do it my way.
I like sex - no, scrap that I fucking* love sex. Everything to do with it. Thinking, reading and talking about it. Learning new ways to give and receive pleasure. Connecting, playing, exploring, laughing, feeling, enjoying. Experiencing.
I also happen to love psychology. Understanding how our minds work. How we can use them to affect change. As an aspiring psychotherapist, I hope to one day blend my two big loves together but for now, I am more than happy to continue with my hands on research.
This shit-storm we call life can be a bitch at times, but I believe that we each can come out the other side with a smile, a knowing glance and general feeling of contentedness. - It just might take a boatload of effort, a 50 gallon drum of elbow grease and the release of a metric ton of fucks*.
* I like to curse.
OTHER FUN FACTS ABOUT YOURS TRULY
I’m an ugly crier - you know the puffy eyes, red swollen face, snot everywhere, struggling to breathe type? Yep. That’s me.
Taking the piss is second nature to me and that generally includes a multitude of God-Awful Puns that everyone (including myself) cringes at.
I'm pretty average at life so live in self perpetuating cycle of spending too much and not having enough.
Needing to be dominant in life means that in the bedroom I'm submissive and I like it that way.
I like adventure in both my kink and vanilla worlds.
Im pretty sure that I won't settle down and get married until my late 30's. So until then I'm happy being the fabulous "auntie" in the corner laughing at your puke covered dress and sipping ostentatiously from my champagne flute.
Is about getting out from under the rock that is somehow so comfortable to stay under, and into the big, bad world and getting it (insert dream, goal, aspiration) done.
Is about figuring out who you actually are without any constraints or demands placed on you.
Is about being okay with who you are now, even through all your intentions to improve, change, add, and subtract.
Is about deciding how you want to feel about yourself, your body, your day, you sexual inclinations, your life.
This blog is about figuring out the best route to get you to the other side, while looking fabulous, feeling amazing and clasping a glass of champagne. Because who doesn't love champagne?
But most of all, this blog is about sex, the scrumptious details, the filthy experiences, the thought provoking questions. Everything and anything sex related can be talked about here. I'm not judging you, so I'd appreciate if you did the same. - If not this probably isn't the place for you. Feel free to head back over to Pinterest and enjoy the PC images.
Put Simply... Authenticity Rules.
Who the Fuck gives a shit what Mary down the road thinks?
Me, probably me.
But letting go of what other people think of you. Saying bon-voyage to "should-ing" all over yourself and taking that leap, that's really only an inch outside your comfort zone, is what this is all about.
IN THE BEDROOM, AS IN LIFE,YOU CAN BE WHO EVERYBODY ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE OR YOU CAN BE THE CRAZIEST, SEXIEST, MOST BADASS VERSION OF YOURSELF. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.